November 18, 2025

butt never

November 18, 2025

No, not Suge Knight, shungite

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

November 17, 2025

Moose

the big boi ♥️

November 17, 2025

What did 50 cent do when he was hungry?

58

November 17, 2025

After I put potato chips on my sandwich

:ughmm:

November 17, 2025

Dyk there are more airplanes in the ocean

than submarines in the sky?

November 17, 2025

did you know if you wrap your leg in cabbage

makes your leg smell

November 17, 2025

did you know rub a bit of olive oil and Epsom salt on the painful spots on your body

what did you think was gonna happen?

November 16, 2025

voodoo donut 🍩

thx mama

November 15, 2025

"Anakin we can't be together"

Also padme:

November 15, 2025

Pork shoulder steaks

With mixed veg & spring rolls, over rice

November 14, 2025

$DJT

November 14, 2025

hubba bubba

how big

November 14, 2025

Gabecube

November 14, 2025

the Glit

November 14, 2025

yes, it's priced in

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.

November 14, 2025

but what about 2nd breakfast?

November 13, 2025

this is a public service announcement

thanks for your attention to this matter

November 13, 2025

I didn't steal your meme

I discovered it

November 13, 2025

bad news for my haters

i woke up

November 13, 2025

see you in 3 weeks

November 13, 2025

banks now requiring your grandkids to cosign your 50 year morgtage

@TheBabylonBee on X

Banks Now Requiring Your Grandkids To Co-Sign Your 50-Year Mortgage https://t.co/B0j05yyCNa
November 13, 2025

evidence of market manipulation

https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1988812488335659364

November 13, 2025

Is everything okay with your Internet money?

November 13, 2025

don't throw stones

in glass houses of cards

November 13, 2025

A little robin

wait for it

http://www.buymeacoffee.com/modelstrangersMODEL: RobinLOCATION: Dublin, IrelandPHOTOGRAPHER: Christopher Ward www.modelstrangers.com modelstrangers@gmail.com
November 13, 2025

red virb wuewuewue

the og birb

November 12, 2025

Bagheera king of the jungle

Guardian of the man-cub

November 12, 2025

How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?

TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed. But recently he’s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. I’ve heard him muttering, ‘Goblin’ repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?

November 12, 2025

y so skibidi rizz

You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman 🤡. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox and Titan Speakerman. There's nothing we can do.. but me personally I wouldn't let that slide cuh. 🗿🍷 masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American 📸 Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird & cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler.