November 14, 2025

hubba bubba

how big

November 27, 2025

one must go!

November 25, 2025

plinko

November 19, 2025

always remember to stack that bread neighbor

November 19, 2025

s/o the taters

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November 14, 2025

$DJT

November 14, 2025

yes, it's priced in

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.

November 14, 2025

but what about 2nd breakfast?

November 13, 2025

banks now requiring your grandkids to cosign your 50 year morgtage

@TheBabylonBee on X

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November 13, 2025

evidence of market manipulation

https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1988812488335659364

November 13, 2025

Is everything okay with your Internet money?

November 13, 2025

don't throw stones

in glass houses of cards

November 1, 2025

that's awesome

right now for the same price you can buy 2 burritos or one share of chipotle stock which would you choose?

September 10, 2025

Incredible technology

August 8, 2025

This is not Technical analysis

August 7, 2025

this is technical analysis

fr tho that curled before it squeezed and given circumstances not surprised, all it took was one person throwing #4 at a game

+1
July 11, 2025

they taught us this

July 3, 2025

ez passive income

May 15, 2025

this is what my phone looks like

May 13, 2025

God bless my money printer

May 13, 2025

higher

May 13, 2025

wen deleveraging

May 13, 2025

eth wallet

May 12, 2025

2025 playbook

May 7, 2025

no crying in the casino

April 21, 2025

fuck crypto