1 day ago

literally just outside

1 day ago
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June 9, 2025

this week's todos

June 9, 2025
1 0
June 4, 2025

I have a plan to cut spending

June 4, 2025
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May 20, 2025

good morning Bagheera 🐈‍⬛ 🪴

May 20, 2025
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May 19, 2025

nah bro she did that on purpose

fr

May 19, 2025
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May 18, 2025

Toilet time

May 18, 2025
1 0
May 18, 2025

no days off

May 18, 2025
1 0
May 18, 2025

no days off

May 18, 2025
1 0
May 17, 2025

stealing bros vape so he dont get addicted

May 17, 2025
1 0
May 14, 2025

this "pasta" container doesnt fit regular length spaghetti

May 14, 2025
2 3
May 14, 2025

trying to find the age and gender of your child on this survey

+1
May 14, 2025
1 0
May 13, 2025

Look at her like that

May 13, 2025
2 0
May 13, 2025

WORLDSTAR

May 13, 2025
1 0
May 13, 2025

they said I could become anything

May 13, 2025
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May 13, 2025

The People's Temple

juicers unite

May 13, 2025
1 0
May 13, 2025

my local subway cuts their meatballs in half

pretty sure this is considered a hate crime under geneva conventions

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May 13, 2025
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May 13, 2025

My sweetie loves this duvet cover she found, but the design gets me every night... 🕷️

May 13, 2025
1 0
May 13, 2025

i have to pay a $20 fee every time i pay for rent

May 13, 2025
1 0
May 13, 2025

"unsatisfying" by parallel studio

UNSATISFYING

During the summer of 2016, We created and directed a video about unsatisfying situations: the frustrating, annoying, disappointing little things of everyday life,…
May 13, 2025
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May 13, 2025

when u seed a community and it shows up in everyone's all feed

May 13, 2025
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May 12, 2025

gm thanks gary

May 12, 2025
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May 5, 2025

gm it is monday

pepecoffee

May 5, 2025
1 0
May 5, 2025

Can you hear the screaming?

May 5, 2025
1 0
May 4, 2025

gm may the fourth be with u

May 4, 2025
1 0
May 2, 2025

Look at me I am the @content_creator now

May 2, 2025
1 0
May 2, 2025

every day i wake up and create content for this website

May 2, 2025
1 0
May 2, 2025

gm happy friyay frens

May 2, 2025
1 0
April 28, 2025

Good Morning, World!

April 28, 2025
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April 22, 2025

My girlfriend got angry that I had sex with a prostitute

I said “What else were you expecting, we hadn’t had sex in months”.

She said “Well I wasn’t aware you were willing to pay”.

April 22, 2025
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April 22, 2025

Two statues were standing in the park, one, a nude man and one, a nude woman.

They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years.

One day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her. She looks at him. They go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel looks at his watch. "Um, you have fifteen minutes left… would you care to do it again?"

He asks her, "Shall we?"

She eagerly replies, "Oh! Yes, let's! But we should change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head!"

April 22, 2025
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