"But boneless wings aren't even wings, they're chicken nuggets!" Ok, fine. They are big ass chicken nuggets and chicken nuggets are awesome.

When I'm eating chicken wings, I want to pick up a chicken wing, put it in my mouth, and eat all of it. End of story. I paid for 100% of the food, and I eat 100% of the food. Its delicious and easy.

Traditional wings can't compete. It's a chore to find the actual meat among all of the cartilage, fat, and gristle. Any perceived enhanced flavor of the dark meat is immediately negated by the rest of the undesirable crap in there.

Finally, you end up eating like 40% what's on your plate. You're left with a gigantic pile of bones that is taken away from you at the end meal while you reach for a toothpick to remove all of the animal waste that is wedged between your teeth.

Being an Asian and having gone to Japan 5 times I can confidently say that sushi sucks. I went to a Michelin star restaurant in Japan that specialises in sushi. It was mediocre.

Sushi just lacks flavour. It's basically just fish and sour rice in between seaweed. It needs some flavour. Some things in life are simple and delicious but some things are not like that such as sushi. Japanese foods like ramen and tonkatsu are better.

I like imitation syrup. I do not like real maple syrup as much. Just because it's harder to make and more expensive doesn't mean it's actually any better.

Imitation syrup is also more versatile. It doesn't have the same darkness as maple syrup and never has a burnt flavor.

You can use fake syrup for more things: it goes better in tea and lattes, too.

Edit: it's worth saying, although it might be obvious, that there are huge differences in quality with some imitation syrups. Some people mentioned HFCS, which is not in every brand.

Edit: Log Cabin is the best.